Man Loses Penis And Suffers Terrible Frostbite After Having Sex With Snow Creatures

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Clint Furlong (29) of Missoula Montana is recovering well in a local hospital after surviving a horrific sex related injury. Somewhere in the middle of the night, a sleepy drunk Clint decided he needed a piece of tail to get a good nights rest and remembered the two snow creatures and their savory mouths. It wasn’t the first time he’d stuck his wiener in a snow man, but it would be the last.

The temperature was 13 degrees when his stripped naked and went to his front yard where his dates waited. He went balls deep into the snow creatures. His penis was fully inserted several dozen times before it went numb from the cold. Clint fearing whiskey dick, kept at it and eventually came. When he withdrew his frozen cock it was in the early stages of horrific frostbite.

“I believe Mr. Furlong will be a fantastic candidate for the first animal to human penile transplant”, Dr. Sawalli

Upon closer inspection, the front of his body had all been frostbitten to some degree. Realizing he was in danger of some serious bodily damage he ran inside to get warm and call the EMT’s. On the way to the local hospital his cock fell off from the extreme frostbite. At the sight of losing his penis Clint lost consciousness and would awaken all patched up in the hospital where he is expected to make a full recovery sans the penis and frost damaged torso.

“It seemed like a good idea at the time. I like to see the bright side of things, so I will see this as an opportunity to have a large prosthetic penis attached or maybe one from a donkey I don’t care as long as it was bigger than before”, said Furlong

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