Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is life in beautiful Bakersfield.
After one particularly intense fight where the line between argument and the subsequent sex was blurred. Jenny was mad. I mean real MAD. Pete thought they were starting to make up and stop the fighting. Jenny wasn’t there yet and she took her 18 inch green dildo named Godzilla and whacked Pete in the head, inadvertently leaving a baseball sized lump on his forehead.
The arguing started up again and the couple burst out the front door. All the while Jenny was chasing Pete with Godzilla the one foot and six dildo. When neighbors were finished uploading pictures to their social media accounts, authorities were called to defuse the tense situation. The couple were separated and taken in for disturbing the peace and public indecency, which is a stretch, but so is the dildo.
They were both released in the morning and since neither would press charges on the other, they were only levied a fine for the disturbance. The dildo would not be returned to them as it was used in the commission of a crime (the officers were actually just having too much fun pranking each other with the large masturbation apparatus).
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