Moscow Russia- In Russia they have discovered that there is in fact life after death. In a process called Congeneal Cognisent Cenerational Persistence (CCCP), scientists were able to tap into what they believe is the very essence of humans; their soul. The process requires a living volunteer to participate by […]
Belfast, Ireland- A record setting 45 foot tall seagull has landed on the shores of Ireland and so far this is the only known image of the great bird. Workers at the lighthouse sent out an SOS to all surrounding persons to immediately evacuate the area. Over 5,000 people have […]
Travis Detwiler (33) of Abilene Texas, had been on the run from the police for 2 weeks. Detwiler was wanted in connection with the theft of 33 car wheels from 33 different cars. His crimes tormented many an unsuspecting folk. Travis was always a good lookout because he could hear […]
Camarillo, CA- Dexter Matthews (57), is tired of having to spend 100’s of dollars a month on water. “It’s just water. Why is it so damn expensive to flush your shit?”. He figured out a way to save a couple bucks by having his family use a litter box to […]
Canada- Chad Kroeger of Nickelback fame has finally come out and said what we all have known right from the start. That his music is trash. Nickelback swooped into pop culture on the back of one song. They should have been a one-hit wonder, right up there with Chumbawamba. Over […]
Disneyland, CA- Donald Duck has officially been shelved by Disney. Thousands and thousands of emails came flooding in from angry parents all over the world. “It is beyond vulgar that Donald be allowed to run around without pants on”, one parent said. “He should have pants on! Everyone can see […]
Las Vegas, NV- Earl Silor Lennon has been charged with the first degree murder of his wife Glendora Lennon. Earl and Glendora had been married a short three years before things went completely downhill. Glendora was seeing men on the side and Earl’s gambling addiction was putting great stress on […]
Dallas, TX- Ron and Shirley Attenborough have been married for 27 years. The kids are all off at college and now the nest is empty. Ron and Shirley fell out of love some time back, but stayed together because of a shared business. Ron has taken to wearing a diaper […]
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